Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
Very funny battery joke.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "Yes," and lifted up her dress. Then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.