Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
All my jokes are cries for help.
INCLUDING THIS ONE.
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
Have a good day tomorrow!
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
What is your favorite color?
What do you call a tree?
Love you.
What time is it?
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
Also, not love everyone.
I love everyone.
I had a good day.
I love animals!
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
I can hear the whole world booing me.