I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!
why cant orphans play baseball? because they dont know where is home
Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "Mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potatoes." *SMACK*! Mother slapped Mark. She then asked Suzie, "What would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatoes," said Suzie. *SMAACK*! She slapped Suzie. "Okay, Johnny, what would you like to eat?" "Well.... I sure as hell don't want no fucking potatoes."
Why did the man cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
Why do can’t orphans play baseball??
Bc they can’t find there why to the home plate
I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Hillary for president.
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
