Worst Jokes Ever
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
Other girls be like, "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under. 😃👍
What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?
I SAID GO TO BED BEFORE I SLAP THOSE SPOTS OFF OF YOU!
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ccddfftggfdrrttty.