Worst Jokes Ever
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
There once was a commie called Ed. Usually known as Ned. He went to bed, Got shot in the head, Unfortunately now he was dead.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
Kid: "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What did the fork say to the cake?
A: "I want a piece of you!"
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.
I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten, and then I woke up from a nightmare.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.