What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
my syndrome may be down but my money be up 😈
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
Why cant orphans play baseball
Because they dont know where home is.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be ur friend
There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.
They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.
Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
What is a difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school 🏫
I love you you too I love you you have a good night love 💕 love 💕 I love you you and your mom love ❤️ love ❤️ you have the best friends love 💕 you have fun love 💕 is it good you you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school 🏫 I have fun at home 🏡
Cyber Monday
What is the difference between the human rights and the earth 🌎 earth 🌎 has been to be between two games a year after school 🏫 a time and fun game that has
Hi 👋 I love my dog 🐶
I love not much
What is a difference between a human and human rights and a tree tree and a house that has to
Hi 👋 was the day you
I weeee is?
Why cant a orphan play baseball? Because they cant find home plate.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.
