Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Did you know my grandpa was in WW2? He killed Hitler.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
I remember my grandad's last words: "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.
There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.