Worst Jokes Ever
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said, "My turn!"
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
A... B... Sea?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
Orange you glad you are not a comedian?
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off her neck.
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.