Worst Jokes Ever
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
They need a parent signature.
People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.
How does the cop respond to being called racist?
He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.