Worst Jokes Ever
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.