Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."