Worst Jokes Ever
Just chatting, Tim! 🌷🌷🌷🌷
Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹
Good morning, Gwen, how are you?
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
"Prince? Are you still there?"
Look, it's the dead center of town!
Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! 😘😘😘😘😘
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
Chat date for Gwen and Tj.
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
One day in class, little Johnny was mucking around, not listening to the teacher. After 5 minutes, the teacher caught him, finished what she was saying, and said, "Little Johnny, if you weren’t listening, what was the last thing I said?" And little Johnny replied back, "You said, 'What was the last thing I said?'"
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.