Worst Jokes Ever

NWA: Straight Outta Compton.

Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.

Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.

When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...

If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.

I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.

Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.

What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.

For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.

Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?

Me: Am actually happy right now.

Life: Lol one sec.

If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.

What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?

A selfie.

Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.

Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!

The Blonde got a Ph.D.?

Yeah, like that would ever happen.

How to get quick cash:

Step 1: Kill a child's parents.

Step 2: Do foster care for them.

Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.

Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.

What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?

Broken plates.