Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.

Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?

Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.

Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.

Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.

Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.

In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.

In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.

Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.

Give a man a potato, he is full for a day.

Give a man a poisoned potato, he'll be full for the rest of his life.

If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then the lethal dose would be a lifetime supply.

If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.

My doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week. But now I've eaten half of my kitchen.

What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?

Drumsticks for everyone!