Worst Jokes Ever
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
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Friends are like penguins: if you stab them, they die. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
AMONG US IMPOSTER VENTED RED SUS AMOGUS EMERGENCY MEETING SABOTAGED DEAD BODY REPORTED HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING...DINGDINGDING, DUN DUN
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
7000+ bats.
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.