Worst Jokes Ever
I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.
When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Stop posting things on orphan jokes, then!
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
UHH, DADDY!
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
You gonna poop someday.
If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.
What did the traffic light say to the truck?
"Don't look, I'm about to change!"
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.