Worst Jokes Ever

What do cake and baseball have in common?

Both need batters.

Hi Prince.

Friend: Your life is a joke.

Me: No, jokes have meaning.

Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?

A knife has a point.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why are fish smart?

They live in a school.

Why are fish smart?

They live i a school.

Wat is a kids gajfnjafb movie? A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL

What do you call the worst feeling ever?

Drinking Big before Mini. :)

One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes.

The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.

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Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!

They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone not here?

Student: Yes, your parents.

Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.

Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)

My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.