What part of the vegetable is the hardest to eat? The wheelchair.
Worst Jokes Ever
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
Christopher's Mom said, "One man's trash is another man's treasure."
Turns out Christopher was adopted.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
This is a joke. Laugh now or else.
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
"Room, you on."
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
Why do cemeteries have fences?
Because people are dying to be there.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
A little boy decided to burn a house down. The father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "That's arson."
My boss told me I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that!
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
