Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?
Gonorrhea.
My first football game was a lot like my first time having sex.
I was bloody, sore, and but at least my dad came.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
Me to friend: I'm homeschooled.
Friend: If I was homeschooled, I'd kms.
Me: Oh, I already tried that.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.