Worst Jokes Ever
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
Arik? (Not a joke.)
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.