Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.
Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen! Ugh!”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and angrily sits down. She says to a man next to her “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.