Worst Jokes Ever

What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.

What's your mom and a dog got in common?

Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.

What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.

Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.

Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅

Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?

One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.

If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.

What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?

Rap lovers get more pussy.

Why are Germans good at smoking?

They had experience with smoking.

My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.

My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?

Family comes first.

What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans

How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?

Put ranch dressing on it.

What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?

Smoking.

What is the most common crime in Asia?

Identity fraud.

What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?

They’re both in my bed.

In 2011, Stephen Hawking said there is no God. In 2018, God said there is no Steve Hawking.