Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?