Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"