Worst Jokes Ever

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"

What do you call your retard friend?

A homie with an extra cromie.

What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!

"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.

Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.

"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.

What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?

A boomboxer.

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

Because they were lost in the BEATS.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?

Lil' Saucy

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!

Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.

If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.

If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.

Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.

Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.

BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.

If stupidity was a superpower, BlessedBrian would be UNSTOPPABLE!