Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!