Worst Jokes Ever
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Orphan or like or-pan?
Jack and Jill went up the hill, Had some fun. She forgot her pill, And now we have Jonny!
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pal of water. Me: incorrect, two pals of water, one to refresh from running up a hill and the one you went to get. I’m sick af from these stories.