Worst Jokes Ever
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Who the heck is Kristie?
Omg, shut up guys!
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into 2 skyscrapers.
How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw.
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.