Worst Jokes Ever
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
I need a hug.
*hugs train*
Let's have toast in the bath.
Wanna come hang out with me?
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces.
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time, I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!