Worst Jokes Ever

Orphan: I'm an orphan.

Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?

"I am your father."

Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!

My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.

A lot of the time he will take things for granite.

A lot of counter-offers were made.

Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.

I like telling dad jokes.

He laughs at most of them.

If I die, delete my search history.

I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.

This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.

Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

See if these nuts fit in your mouth.

Have you heard of deez nuts?

My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.

Hahaha :)

Today is sad. My sister got hit by a car, and I lost my license as a driver.

Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?

Because they don’t have a home.

Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?

Because women don't have rights.

What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.

How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.

China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.

A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."