Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?
It left him hanging.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
My career is worth more than your adoption.