Worst Jokes Ever
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
Unpopular opinion about programming but,
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."
I bought a horse and named him Mayo.
Sometimes Mayo neighs.
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
I have a fat ass.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"