Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"

The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."

The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”

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    • A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”

    You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.

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    • "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."

    "Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"

    Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy.

    My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:

    When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*

    Wolf looks like a fox.

    It has the sharpest claws.

    It has a bushy tail.

    To eat, it doesn't fail.

    It has a coat of red.

    My grandmother has said,

    It hunts in search of food.

    It is never, never good!