Worst Jokes Ever

What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

Both aren't what they used to be...

Arik

Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?

Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.

"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno

"When God sends me to hell... I want him to hesitate." -Techno

"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno

Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"

Friend: "Your blood pressure!"

Matthew123

The Twilight fanbase.

Why did the rapper go to the zoo?

To study the FLOW of the WILD.

What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?

CYPRESS HILL.

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.

What's a rapper's favorite instrument?

The MIC-DROPHONE!

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?

MC Skillet.

Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?

Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.

Why did the rapper go to the beach?

To drop some FLOW-TIDE!

Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?

To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!

W fr W

What do you call a nun on a bike?

Virgin Mobile.