What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and went right.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Drake.
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
