I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
Worst Jokes Ever
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
You can’t land on Uranus XD
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
Kid: Why diddncjcjcbfjcbcjdbbskzmzj b b j no?
Me:?
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
Sans Undertale.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
