Worst Jokes Ever
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
I like my wine how I like my women: 7 years old, and locked up in my basement.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't worry, I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.
But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
I was at work yesterday and I saw this kid crying. I went up to him and asked him where his parents were, and he started to cry even more. Gosh, don't you just love working at the orphanage?
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
Friends, gather here.
Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
Hello Steve!
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.