Worst Jokes Ever
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
How do you say "Brazier" in German?
Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt.
Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job, but just before the boss was going to hire him, he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over, the man screamed and jumped out the window.
He didn't get the job.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!