My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).
Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”
"Twins sitting in class."
Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Friend: Did Jesus die a virgin? Me: Of course not, he got nailed before he died
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
So unfortunately I got kicked out of the library again because for some reason they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
