Worst Jokes Ever
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
Friends, gather here.
Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
Hello Steve!
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.