I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Worst Jokes Ever
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
My dogs pooped in my shoes? Pooper.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
"Don't worry! Life goes on."
"Yeah, that's what's had me worried."
Umm, what joke should I make?
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
