Worst Jokes Ever
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"Homo Simpson"
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Tamales.
I am an orphan...
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
If you hit a child, that's child abuse.
If you hit a family member, that's abuse.
If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.
If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?