Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.
Your mom is a joke.
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend, Sally.
They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back, Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said, "You need to be quarantined again."
"No," Sally said, "I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups, especially women, like." Then the teacher faints.
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."