Worst Jokes Ever
POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
P or N?
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.
So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
You dream in 4K.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.