Worst Jokes Ever
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Little Johnny is in class one day, and little Timmy starts laughing. The teacher says, "What's so funny?" He said, "I can see your bra strap." The teacher says, "Don't come back to class for a week," so he gets up and walks out. A few minutes later, little Billy starts laughing, and she asks, "What's funny now?" Little Billy said, "I can see both of your bra straps." The teacher says, "Get out of my classroom for a month." So little Billy got pissed, he walked out and slammed the door. This scared the teacher, and she dropped the chalk. She picked it up, then she stood back up, and she sees little Johnny walking out of the classroom. She asked, "Where do you think you're going?" He said, "Well, teach, after what I saw, I'm done with school for a lifetime."
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.
"Oh, waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes, sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why, yes."
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
Me and your mom in the bed.
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.