Hey Aria.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
I saw a kid crying yesterday and i asked him, “where are your parents”? Than he started crying harder.
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
Where did tanner go during 911 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
Why does cheetah always lose in a test because he is a cheater
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed
You tell them to clap till their parents come home
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
Your adopted that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
