Worst Jokes Ever

People joking about 9/11.

Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

Oh.

"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.

Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.

No one.

Why are priests called father?

I don’t know why.

Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.

Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.

"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.

What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."

Hey, you know Slugma?

Slugma balls.

If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.

They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!

Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅

Daday, chill, piss. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.

Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.

Why go to sleep because he was bossy?

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

Who did the bee 🐝 marry?

Her honey!

What do frogs eat?

French fries!

If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.

People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?

I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

A cutting board.

What is an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.