Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
What's an orphan least favourite joke?...
Yo mama
If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
Abortion is not murder; it's canceling a pre-order.
Why can't orphans get five starts in gta
Because their not wanted
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Why can’t Michael jackson win a race Because he’s always coming in a lil behind
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no won to call daddy😳
