Worst Jokes Ever

My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.

He sucked his sister's poop hole.

Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.

Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.

When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.

Where does an orphan come from?

Daddy getting milk.

My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.

"Death to the west!"

These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!

"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."

"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."

Feminists are a joke.

Non-binary is a joke.

Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.

I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!

Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Jared from Subway touches the youth.

Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?

She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!

Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!