Worst Jokes Ever
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
What's life if you don't have one...
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
You masturbate...
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
I cummed on the alley.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
Orgasm means two things:
1. During you masturbate.
2. You torture phantoms.
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.