the toothbrush Says'' i have the worst job in the whole world''. the toilet paper behind him''yeah right''.
toothbrush: i think i have the worst job ever toiletpaper: ya,right
Baka!
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal? Cause dad never brought home the milk...
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself
So a lady came up to me today at the bank and she asked me to check her Balance so I pushed her over
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
What's the difference between orphans and dogs?
Dogs get adopted.
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
