Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
Worst Jokes Ever
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”
Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”
Condom: “Hahaha...”
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
