Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.