Worst Jokes Ever
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
Do you love God?
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!