What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
BIDEN!
"Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us."
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
If a WOMAN gets RAPED RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
