Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Worst Jokes Ever
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
What’s an emo called Anna?
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.
how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
Who needs April 1st if your whole life is already a lie?
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
"Stop bullying me!"
No.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
