Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Curry must hurry.
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
why do orphans hate the internet Because on the internet people have family’s
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Terorist: we can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny... They never get old
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny... They never get old
What do you call a committee of emo kids? A cutting board!
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
