Worst Jokes Ever
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
What's blue, red, and white and dead all over?
Trump's dead Russian mates.
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
Depression :)
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
What do you give a sick lemon?
A lemon-aid.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
When do cows moo? Moosday.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.