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Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
Why can"t Orphans play baseball? Because they don know where home plate is
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So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
Whats the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."
(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
What is a skeletonās favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didnāt put enough backbone into it.
