Worst Jokes Ever
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.
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The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
Want to have sex?
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
When people make accounts about you and a category.