Worst Jokes Ever

How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark crying.

None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.

What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.

Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.

How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.

"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.

What kind of bee can't fly?

A KOBE.

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.

Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.

Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?

Students: Yeah, yours.

Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.

Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.

When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.

Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?

What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.

What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.

Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?

I mean, the one I fucked died.

Dinkleberg!