Worst Jokes Ever
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Why is he ourple?
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.