Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
Yo Mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi it caused a level 8 tsunami.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Ur mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
What is big, round, and gassy? URANUS.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? A paraplegic after a house fire 🔥
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
I wish my name was Voyager 2...
So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
Why did mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus
