Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
Whats the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."
(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
knock knock whos there orphan orphan who orphan who needs a parent
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?
I love working at an orphanage.
