Worst Jokes Ever

Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?

I miss my wife, Tails.

Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."

A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)

Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.

Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Your mom uses the equator as a belt.

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.

She said, "but the world is round."

I said, babe, you are my world.

Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.

What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.

What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.

How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?

One gets picked for games.

I'm Pickle Rick!

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Who."

"Who who?"

"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"