Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
How do you make an orphans hands bleed? You make them clap until their parents come home
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."
A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
what is a orphans lest favorite show Fuller house
AB💿
What's green, red and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Dark humor is like pussy whining bitches don't get it
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me I can't remember where I buried them
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.
