Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

Man: Can you be my girlfriend?

Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.

Man: Oh, here's your rope.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."

I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!

Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!

I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.

Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?

Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.

It's a good thing I'm married.