What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
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What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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Where do fishes keep their money?
In a riverbank.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!
I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Karen walks into McDonald's.
Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??
Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!
Lady at the counter: yes miss.
Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.
Lady at the counter: *sweats*
Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!
People in wheelchairs should really stand up for themselves!
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
I got a roommate. He killed a butterfly, and I said no butter for a week. The next day, he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch, nice try.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
