Cellmate jokes

Sex

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.

Unless you are in prison.

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    • Bill Cosby

    7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.

    All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.

    7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.

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    • Emo kid

    When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

    Friendship

    Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

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