Cellmate jokes

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.

Unless you are in prison.

7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.

All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.

7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.

What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?

Lester Piggott's cellmate.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.

I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.