Cellmate jokes

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.

Unless you are in prison.

What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?

Lester Piggott's cellmate.

7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.

All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.

7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.

When an African has a twin, your me??

My mate Noha.

In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.

It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.