Cellmate jokes

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.

Unless you are in prison.

7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.

All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.

7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.

What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?

Lester Piggott's cellmate.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.

I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!