Cellmate jokes

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.

Unless you are in prison.

7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.

All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.

7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.

What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?

Lester Piggott's cellmate.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!

I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.

The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"

Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.