Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
"Chairing is caring, folks!"
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.
So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”