Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
Worst Jokes Ever
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! πππ
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
What is a reverse exorcism?
Itβs when the demon tells the priest to get out of the childβs body.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am high and so are you.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
"Iβm going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
