Worst Jokes Ever

I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂

COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.

You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!

Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.

Why do orphans like Darth Vader?

So he can say, "I'm your father!"

People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.

"Ohh wing wing."

"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"

"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."

"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."

What did Eve say to Adam?

"That is rock hard."

What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?

I like you!

A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:

"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home base to run to.

I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have someone to call daddy.

What's the good thing about child perverts?

They drive slow in a school zone.

Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.

2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.

When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.