What do you call when a ophan takes a selfie.
A famliy photo
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
you are so ugly my man m died
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
Elementary school kids: School is fun.
Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
why did the chicken nugget cross the road
to get cooked by KFC
I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
I'll start: Monokuma.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
i make phones. for orphans sadly it has no home button
