Worst Jokes Ever
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
There are "nun" good jokes.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Was 9 + 10?
What is this anyway?